alias: Doctor Maria Rivera, international secret agent
where are you? Delmar, NY
picture (we're not shallow, but the readers like to know "how people look")
choice picture that you have taken/found/drawn/etc.
It is so choice
paper or plastic?
Paper. I, for one, like to do my part for the environment (yeah, and I know that that is bullshit, dpn;t worry) Plus, I like the may that those big paper bags fit in your arms.
polka dots or stripes?
Stripes. Everything I own has stripes on it somehwere.
canteloupe or antelope?
Antelope. A very graceful animal, in my humble opinion
favorite bottled water:
Evian. Call me crazy, but it does actually seem to taste better. Plus its all that Madame drinks, and anything that that woman does is choice.
macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, or string cheese? why?
Macaroni and cheese. Because one time when I was about nine I forgot to eat for a whole day, and then when I finally did eat I had kraft mac and cheese. It reallly makes you appreciate the subtle flavouring of the preservatives.
what is the most interesting thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
Well, it wasn't directly to me, but after school yesterday Kathleen Mahoney stuck her tounge to an iron bell in my presence after Paula triple dog dared her. It stuck firmly. I had to run and get hot water. The most classic moment ever, it was exactly like "A Christmas Story".
favorite historical figure and why:
William the conqueror. That guy had balls.
two expressions that people use that you hate:
"who do you think you are?"
three favorite bands/musicians:
Bob Dylan, Rufus Wainwright and the Strokes
four favorite books:
One Hundred Years of Solitude, Emma, Raise High the Roofbeam, Carpenters, and A Room of One's Own.
five favorite films:
Amelie, Spirited Away, Don't Look Back, Edward Scissorhands and Tadpole.
what are your opinions on the following countries?
I want it so badly. Canadians rock in every particular.
Friendly people, fun accents. The only trouble is that I get sick every single time I go there. The air must not agree with me.
Eastern Europe in general is just amazing, in my opinion. Romania fits in with that. Eastern European men are hot.
what celebrity do you most want to kill? (we hope you dont really want to kill them, that would be so unchoice) and why?
Britney Spears. Just to shut her up, she has the most obnoxious, affected southern accent ever.
best line from a film:
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" (Monty Python, chuckle, that's the most quotable movie ever)
which state should be kicked out of the union? (**if you do not live in the states, just humor us)
Florida. Ugly tans, overwhelming amounts of old people, imcompetant voters, ridiculuosly high temperatures and excessive humidity and tourism.
favorite fictional character:
Mr. Bennet from Pride and Prejudice. He's scathingly funny.
what is your opinion on the Chicken Soup for the Soul books? (just making sure)
They need to be burned. Before I use them to throw at people in need of "inspiration"
if all of the cereal mascots got in a fight, who would win and why?
Tony the Tiger. I think that what happened to poor Roy (or was it Sigfried?) is evidence enough.
what is your favorite time of the day and why? (exact minute please)
2.55. The end of the school day.
what do you hate most about life in general?
Death and morons.
do you like the band Mornings in the Gym? either way, why?
This is a toughie. I like their first album but not the second one.
what is the most choice thing you have ever done?
Had a Johnny Depp-athon. In about two years I will be able to change this answer to: "got high with Steve Bean"
and finally, do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
Yes, I do actually. As long as the rain isn't too cold and it's a virgin pina colada. The alcohol runis the taste.