name: Kathleen Anna Stutzman
alias: well, sometime i like to call myself Jesus, but my friends call me Kathleen
where are you? Albany, NY
picture (we're not shallow, but the readers like to know "how people look") ok, i don't have a digital camera, so i don't have any pictures of myself on the computer, so oh well
choice picture that you have taken/found/drawn/etc. refer to above statement. i'll describe it, its a photo i took and developed of ken wearing belle's ballgown (from beauty and the beast), standing in from of the barbie kitchen and cooking a turkey.
It is so choice
paper or plastic and why: neither, canvas bags 1) they are cool and can say whatever you want or have whatever you want on them and can be used for other things and don't look dorky when you carry them around 2) they save the enviroment
polka dots or stripes and why: stripes, i find them more asteticaly pleasing and more apt to match with other articles of clothing. i like them not only on clothes but on bulidings and animals too (just so long as its safe)
canteloupe or antelope and why: while canteloupe can be delicious, i find it a fickle fruit and often bad tasteing, therefore i choose anteloupe, which are more fun to prance with
favorite bottled water and why: i like saratoga sparkling water because i'm a sucker for blue glass. but my favorite is water you pumped yourself, at 6 am on a july morning from the stream (aka the source of the hudson (where its still clean)) outside your lean-to, which is right near Mt Marcy becuase of its great taste and the even better memories it brings back.
macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, or string cheese? why? grilled cheese, i find it to be the most versitile
what is the most interesting thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours? i ran 2 miles
favorite historical figure and why: henry clay becuase the man ran for president so many times and didn't win and was such a great statesman
two expressions that people use that you hate: ya know what i mean, like
three favorite bands/musicians: radiohead, neutral milk hotel, and bob dylan
four favorite books: Abarat by Clive Barker, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, Life at These Speeds by Jeremy Jackson, and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Gensius by Dave Eggers
five favorite films: The Seventh Seal, the 400 Blows, Donnie Darko, Monty Python and the search for the holy grail, and Fight Club
what are your opinions on the following countries?
-Canada it is loveable but unnessacary, i wish quebec would again try to form its own country
-Scotland i love it for its bagpipes and cold weather. i like when other people have to suffer cold weather too. i picture it as a green and rolling country, dotted with castles.
-Romania i don't often think on it, but i must say, i do think Harry Potter and dragons, as well as emily, simply because she talks about it not because i know why.
-Australia did you know that they have an army? its amusing, they don't need an army, who are they going to fight? they should just go back to playing volleyball on the beach and hosting marykateandashely movies
-Japan an industrailst us bitch
what celebrity do you most want to kill? (we hope you dont really want to kill them, that would be so unchoice) and why? i don't really spend a lot of my time thinking about celebritys, i try not to, there are much more important matters, like the government of our country, NAFTA, and unionization. but if i had to kill someone it would be the hiltons. for wasting air and their ability to have a good education and change the world
best line from a film: " i just wanted to destroy something beautiful" - fight club
which state should be kicked out of the union? (**if you do not live in the states, just humor us) tenn, it has absolutly no purpose and nothing happens there.
favorite fictional character: kevin schuler
what is your opinion on the Chicken Soup for the Soul books? (just making sure) book? i wasn't aware that thoes passed for literary work.
if all of the cereal mascots got in a fight, who would win and why? most def hannaford hank, hes got the guts to impersonate all the other mascots and take their buisness.
what is your favorite time of the day and why? (exact minute please) 6:59 am because i am still asleep and oblivios to the world, i do not know that the alarm clock is about to go off. all that is in the future
what do you hate most about life in general? doing things i don't want to do for arbitrary reasons
do you like the band Mornings in the Gym? either way, why? hell yeah, they just didn't make my list. they are one of the best bands ever, i love their sound and lyrics
what is the most choice thing you have ever done? i hiked 41high peaks in 5 weeks with people i had never meet before and survived and made great friends
and finally, do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? of course, who doesn't, i also like puppies and long walks on the beach.